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The Squad

Sven

The Boss

He’s never met a problem he didn’t like. If you’d like to see him angry, tell him you think that making something wet then dry is the best form of maintenance. On second thoughts, maybe not. He likes to give people bubbles too, so be nice to him and you never know…

Dave

The Muscle

Dave is the co-owner of NeroQom, if you’ve had Dave visit you, you’ll know all about it. A man of action and coffee, but few words. He’s also a perfectionist in everything he does.

Ruben

The Fixer

Ruben is a man of many skills, he’s the grease which keeps NeroQom running smoothly… but he can also advise you on the latest clothing styles and how best to decorate your office. You wouldn’t think it to look at him, but there you have it. He’s powered by stress and music.

Ludwig

The Belgian Graffiti Assassin

Ludwig has seen the writing on the wall… and now he’s made it his mission to remove it all. The only man you need to sort out any and all graffiti issues you might have. He may also be the best footballer in the company… maybe.

Nicky

The Model

If you see Nicky he’s probably helping manage your project and making it run smoothly. He can be bribed with good food or compliments about his hair. Or compliments about his clothes. Be warned, this one talks. A. Lot.

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Lois

The Dreamer

Lois makes the world a prettier place. As the in-house graphic designer, it’s Lois’s job to turn Sven’s inspiration into something amazing… not the easiest task. So, if you see her, give her a cookie.

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Claudia

The Money

An intelligent, funny, awesome professional… can you tell who pays our salary each month?! When it comes to finances, you won’t find better.

Arco

The Spray Master

Where you find Arco, you’ll normally find a spray gun. But, no paperwork. Arco and admin are not good friends. But if you need something coated? You won’t find better.

Cihat

The Turk

The quiet man, Cihat doesn’t say much but he hears everything. He brings real pride to his work and we’re glad to have him in the squad.

Emmanuel

The Nice Guy

Funny, friendly, chatty, you won’t find anyone with a bad word to say about Emmanuel. Every project goes better with him there… unless he unplugs the wrong thing. Again.

Florian

The Traveler

A hard worker and a great member of the squad. The only issue with this guy is his habit of disappearing off to travel the world! Still, this makes him great with people, no matter where they’re from.

Tommie

The Eagle

Most commonly found high up on a building, giving it his sharp eyes to spot problems. If Tommie’s on the case, you can be sure that it’s best when it’s done.

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Lisa

The Belgian Mystery

New to the team, Lisa heard about NeroQom in Belgium and decided she wanted to join us. Who are we to say no to that?

Mo

The Rising Star

Hard working, dedicated and motivated. In a short time, Mo has come to define what NeroQom is about, our clients have nothing but compliments for her. If she’s on your project, you can expect great things, even by our standards.

Mohammed

The Developer

Originally from Palistine, Mohammed is all about self advancement. Both at work and home, he works hard to develop himself. Frankly, his energy and focus makes us feel exhausted, but we’re going to have him on the job.

Thierry

The Gentleman

Thierry brings a unique mix of manners and professionalism to everything he does. A hard worker, efficient, punctual and never afraid to take ownership of situation, he’s one of our best.

Yves

The Italian

Belgian by birth, but Italian in spirit, Yves is an interesting guy. His tastes, style and behavior will make you think he’s Italian, it’s his accent that gives him away. A hard and focused worker, Yves will leave you happy when the job is done.

Benoit

The Sunshine

Everyone likes Benoit. Clients, subcontracts and other members of the Squad, he makes the day better and leaves you with a smile. A trusted member of the Squad, if Benoit is on a project, we know we’re getting nothing but compliments.

Denis

The Bucket Man

What Denis can not do with water is not worth doing. He brings a focus and knowledge to every project which is truly impressive. When it comes to wielding a bucket with soapy water, he’s a master.

Dennis

The Soap Man

A fast and effective worker, Dennis will leave your project looking even better than you’d expect in such a short time.

Guillaume

The Twin of Benoit

Just like his brother, Guillaume brings a smile to every job he does. He is a certain to leave with the job perfectly delivered.

Iddo

The Sponge Man

It’ll never look better than when Iddo is done with your project, he’s efficient and quick … he might be done before you realize he’s there!

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Mario

The Artist

Careful, considered and expert, Mario has the perfect result and a happy client.

Nick

The Water Man

Based in the south of The Netherlands, Nick is the man to get the job done. The south is the only place we have a mountain, so you know Nick is always up for a challenge.

Ben

The Gentle Ben

A big man with bigger skills. Ben uses the largest machinery like sandblasters or high-pressure spray guns with ease. He’s a great member of the team and we’re proud to have him with us.

Hilde

The Mum of Mo

Though she’s new to the company, Hilde has already made a big impression. The care and attention to detail she brings to her work means that she is perfect for the most delicate and precise work.

Lorenzo

The Baby Bear

Ben’s shadow, you’ll always find them working together. Lorenzo is learning the ropes from Ben and getting better every day.

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Gert

The Side Kick

Working with Ben, Gert is another great man with the heavy equipment for us. He’s a man who always gets the job done.

Nicole

The Power Behind The Throne

Sven’s wife and guiding hand in NeroQom. Although Nicole is active behind the scenes, you can find her delicate touch in our best decisions.

Tamara

The Interviewer

Tamara takes care of all the other squad members. If you want to work with us, she’s the first person you’ll meet… and the first you’ll need to impress. She’s the key to getting your Doctor’s outfit.

Henny

The Master

Often mistaken for Sven’s brother, Henny is, in fact, his Father. Henny isn’t on every job, but when something extra is needed, you’ll find him there, adding his masterful touch… especially if the project is big or involves travel.

Elly

The Manners

Elly is, in many ways, the inspiration for NeroQom. As the mother of Sven and Dave, they both learned their manners from Elly. She also taught them that hard work and determination are essential to success in life and family.

Rene

The Talent Finder

Rene finds people for Tamara to interview. With his help, we only have the very best working in the squad.

Ton

The Checker

Impeccable and professional, Ton keeps NeroQom within the lines. Ton checks all of our legal documents and terms in relation to our Squad.

Jurgen

The Legal Eagle

We always try to avoid legal issues, but if we need help, Jurgen will swoop in to dispense his wisdom. His stylish clothing hides a sharp legal mind which only the bravest would tangle with.

Simon

The Words

The written creations of NeroQom come from effect service, forehands and backhands. From ping-ponging ideas with The Boss, the possibilities of the alphabet result in a pleasure to read for everybody who wants to know more about the high-end maintenance experts.

Jobs

Are you a specialist? Ready to take it to the next level and enjoy your work? We’re looking for talented folks who are:

  • craftsmen with a sprayer
  • gifted with a coating
  • genius at restoration
  • an inspired painter
  • skilled as a blaster
  • all shiny as a polisher
  • a masterful wrapper
  • the most squeaky-clean window cleaner

If that’s you then fire us an email to work@NeroQom.com and tell us why you should be on the squad.

You don’t need to show off or arrive at our offices in a Doctor’s outfit. We’ll give that to you later.

Just show us who we’ll be working with. That’s who we want to see.

Oh, but cake, we like cake. Definitely bring cake.

FAQ

Welcome to our Frequently Asked Questions, in here you’ll find a mix of the serious and the insane. We leave it up to you to decide which is which…

Who is NeroQom?

Some say we’re doctors. I mean, that’s right but we’re also the leading International Glass Metal Maintenance Expert for Prestigious Buildings & Superyachts. Bit fancy? Okay, look at the logo it tells you that we like to Clean, Restore & Protect. Still a bit vague, huh? Okay, last try… we’re experts in high-end maintenance against damage, aesthetic degradation and contamination.

What’s the biggest challenge in being the best?

The imitators, it got so bad we’ve had to copyright all of our text and images. Honestly, some people will steal ANYTHING. And on the internet? Who would have thought! Anyway, if YOU are thinking about “borrowing” any of our work, you might want to check out the terms and conditions for this website. Just saying.

How long has NeroQom been around?

Quite a while. We’ve been around since the prestige building industry and superyacht manufacturing really took off. We’ve been doing this since 2001, which is a pretty long time, when you think about it.

What does NeroQom do?

Well, how long have you got?! But, I mean, you’re on the website, it’s all on here, here, here and here. I’d recommend you have a quick read. Oh, and here. It’s worth it, we spent AGES writing this. Seriously. A long time.

How do you know you have the right solution?

Other companies use trial and error to learn. We complete research and development, so, unlike some we won’t be testing our ideas with your investment. NeroQom completes extensive, real-world assessment of all of our products and techniques before we bring them to you. This ensures that your project won’t be our learning curve.

Does NeroQom have a base in Italy?

Well, yes, we do.

We have offices in The Netherlands, Belgium and Italy. Throughout Europe we solve the hardest problems.  In Italy our Southern European Superyacht Office is in a land house which is over 500 years old. Situated in the middle of Livorno and Marseille to service many Northern European manufactured yachts.

It’s an outdoor paradise really. The land house is part of royal family owned real estate, surrounded with many olive trees, fruit trees… it’s really quite pretty. You should visit. … maybe try out one of the downhill biking events? We’ll have a coffee and take in the view. It’s be nice. I mean, it’s not like a date or anything, let’s not make this weird, okay?

That said, the food is amazing, the sun beams down, you’ll find a smile on everyone’s face. And the coffee? Giovannacci Cafe! It might even be better than the coffee at HQ*. You’ll see what we mean.

(*Don’t tell George Clooney we said that, he’s very sensitive about his coffee)

If NeroQom is all about the Research and development, what type of research do you do with your products?

We conduct our tests all over the place. Really. So many products or techniques are tested in a lab on one material and it’s “good enough” to sell. We disagree.

The thing is, any project we work on will be subjected to the real-world. The one with rain, wind, pollution, sea air, graffiti, different materials… so many things which need to be considered. So, we test in the real world. All over the world. We’ve treated materials and then left them submerged in water for months or baking in the sun or generally been mean to them to see what happens. From the Alps to the Mediterranean, we’ve been all over the place testing our techniques and products.

We don’t want to find out what happens with our methods on your building after they’re on. We want to know before you even call us. That’s why we do extensive testing of everything we use and do, and it’s also why we always will.

What’s one of the strangest business stories you ever heard?

It’s about another company. In the office they had many fish. The most famous was called Elvis (“vis” being Dutch for fish). Sadly, Elvis passed away. As did the other fish. We heard the last fish met it’s end in mysterious circumstances. They are conducting a full investigation. Nothing is confirmed, but they have many suspicions. We’d love to help, but it’s not really our area.

Are you cleaners?

No, sorry. We love cleaners, they’re great people. The good ones work with us to keep the world beautiful. The bad ones are some of the most frequent sources of business for us; they damage it, we fix it.

What we do is beyond making something wet and dry again. We use our ADaPT strategy to deliver results which simple cleaning never can.

We’re less cleaners and more… the Restorers of New. No. The New Fairy? Wow, no. We’re more like magicians, so… Gandalf with a pressure washer maybe? You know what? We’re the NeroQom Squad. That says it all.

How can I mail the person in charge?

We don’t have a person in charge. We’re an egalitarian, communist commune of like-minded individuals who each have an equal say. Or so the boss tells me.

Alternatively, all of our email addresses are the persons first name @NeroQom.com, so as long as they gave you their real first name, you can contact them.

I notice you’re not part of “xyz” association, why is that?

We love what we do, so we’d rather be doing our job than talking about it. Plus, we don’t really see the benefit for you. Paying to have a sticker on the side of our vans and website isn’t as important as the results we bring to our clients. Judge us by the projects we’ve completed, not the industry associations we’ve paid to be in.

The only stickers we use are the ones we need to ensure a safe working environment. After all, those are really the only ones which matter. Things like IPAF and VCA, those matter more.

I find the new Star Wars films to be less satisfying and poorly structured by comparison to the original three. Why is this?

It’s not Star Wars, it’s you. You were younger when the original three movies came out and you still loved life so you were more forgiving. Now that you’re old, you feel sad more often, and are easily disappointed by new movies.

If you’re a real fan, the boss has a dog who looks like Yoda. But his name is James. It’s very confusing.

Top tip for successful maintenance?

The best results come from long-term relationships. Why? Because it lets us control and correct as we go along. This helps us know your project so that we can pro-actively deal with issues before you even notice them.

We’re finding more and more clients like work this way, so they call us before there’s a problem. It saves time, money and trouble. Who doesn’t want that? After all, failing to prepare is preparing to fail, or so we’re told!

Where does your cleaning lady come from?

Budel. It’s our mom. She doesn’t give us pocket money if the office is too untidy.

Where are your favorite cat gifs, like, ever?

here

Would you like to see the stone flooring in my new kitchen?

It depends, does it need maintenance?

If so, we know someone who’d love to help. But it’s a bit small for us. That said, you know what’s not small? Our network. So, even if we can’t help, we probably know someone who can. We’re really very useful.

What’s your favourite quote from Shakespeare?

To be or not… er… that one. It’s really quite clever. Discusses some interesting ideas about the human condition and stuff. You should totally read it.

Are there any clients you’d never work with?

Our wannabe competitors. I mean, I know they’re the ones who need the most help but… I prefer spending time with real clients who need help making things beautiful…

Is there a God?

Well, that’s a long conversation and will require more coffee, but, in short? Yes. No… Yes and no for some people. Except for when it comes to what we do, then yes, there’s NeroQom!

Why have you got to be such a smartass?

If you’ve got a gift it would be a shame to waste it. Right?

May I kiss the bride?

Only if she wants you to. Oh, and if you’re going to, check your breath. Give your teeth a clean too. We can’t help there either!

What is the secret of creativity?

In the morning? Coffee. Lots of coffee. After lunch? Bubbles.

Does your Squad know how to work in ABC specific environment?

Specific? Yes, our Mums taught us the best manners… oh and we’ve been doing this since 2001 so we know what to do and when to do it. Just check out our home page for more information or drop us a line if you have very specific needs.

But in general, we work in banks, hospitals, petrochemical facilities, train stations, hotels, villas, airports, shopping centers and on superyachts. We’ve got all the plans, paperwork and documents necessary to do the job. Crucially, we’ve also got the experience too. Good, eh?